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MetaTabz Shroomz - 2 Count Blister Pack

$9.99
Flavor: Green Apple

Product Highlights

  • 2 tablets per blister pack
  • Each tablet scored into halves, for 4 pieces per pack
  • Dissolves under the tongue or in the mouth
  • No fillers, dextrose, or microcrystalline cellulose
  • No THC, psilocybin, or amanita
  • Five flavors: Blue Razz, Green Apple, Pink Punch, Orange Fizz, and Grape Fizz
  • Third-party lab tested with a COA published per flavor
  • Compact blister pack, no refrigeration needed

MetaTabz Shroomz Review

MetaTabz takes a different approach than most mushroom tablets. While the rest of the category competes on milligram counts printed large on the front of the pack, MetaTabz strips it back: a dissolvable tablet, a short ingredient list, and nothing else.

The formula contains no bulking agents. No dextrose, no microcrystalline cellulose, none of the inactive ingredients that make up a meaningful share of the weight in a lot of tablets. What is on the label is what is in the tablet.

Each tablet is scored down the middle, so a pack of two gives you four pieces. That is the practical difference between this and an unscored tablet: you break where the score is rather than estimating.

Why the 2-Count

This is where most people start. Two tablets, four scored pieces, enough to find out whether MetaTabz suits you without committing to a larger pack.

If you already know MetaTabz works for you, the 6-count is the same formula in a larger pack at a lower cost per tablet.

The Five Flavors

Same formula in every flavor. Only the taste changes.

Blue Razz

Bold, tangy blue raspberry with candy sweetness and an immediate tartness. Clean finish, no bitter aftertaste.

Lab Test Results

Green Apple

Crisp and tart. A sour front end that mellows into clean fruity sweetness. The pick if you want something sharper and less sugary than Blue Razz.

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Pink Punch

Smooth fruit punch with soft berry and a touch of citrus. The gentlest of the five, easy sweetness without intensity.

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Orange Fizz

Bright citrus orange with an effervescent finish that reads almost carbonated on the tongue. Less candy-sweet than Blue Razz, less tart than Green Apple. Sits in the middle and stays clean.

Lab Test Results

Grape Fizz

Deep concord grape with the same fizzy lift as Orange Fizz. Darker and bolder than its citrus counterpart, and the effervescence keeps it from going heavy.

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Quality and Testing

MetaTabz stands out for what it leaves out. No fillers, no additives, no bulking ingredients.

An independent third-party laboratory tests every batch, and we publish a Certificate of Analysis for each flavor above. At MushroomFX, we verify COA availability for every tablet we carry. If a brand can't provide the lab work, we don't stock it.

The formula contains no THC, no psilocybin, and no Amanita muscaria.

Ingredients

Pure nootropic mushroom extract, natural flavors, natural colors. No fillers, additives, dextrose, or microcrystalline cellulose.

Made in a facility that also processes nuts, wheat, and soy.

How to Take Them

Place a tablet or half tablet under your tongue and let it dissolve fully before swallowing. Chewing and swallowing works too.

Serving guidance is printed on the packaging. Follow the label rather than anything you read online, including this page.

Storage

Keep tablets sealed in the blister pack until you use them. Store cool and dry, away from direct sunlight, humidity, and heat. No refrigeration needed. Keep out of reach of children and pets.

Frequently Asked Questions

What are MetaTabz Shroomz tablets?

Dissolvable mushroom tablets made with a nootropic mushroom extract and no fillers. The 2-count blister pack holds two tablets, each scored in half for four pieces.

How is the 2-count different from the 6-count?

Same formula, smaller pack. The 2-count is the starting size. The 6-count gives you three times the tablets in one purchase at a lower cost per tablet.

Do MetaTabz contain THC, psilocybin, or amanita?

No. None of the three.

How do I take them?

Place a tablet or half a tablet under your tongue and let it dissolve before swallowing. Chewing and swallowing is also fine. Follow the serving guidance on the packaging.

Why is the milligram count lower than other mushroom tablets?

MetaTabz uses a concentrated extract with no bulking agents. Many tablets include dextrose, microcrystalline cellulose, and other inactive ingredients that add to the total weight without adding active material. The milligram figures are measuring different things.

What flavors are available?

Five: Blue Razz, Green Apple, Pink Punch, Orange Fizz, and Grape Fizz. All use the same formula.

Are lab results available?

Yes. Every batch is third-party tested and a Certificate of Analysis is linked for each flavor above.

How should I store them?

Sealed in the blister pack, in a cool dry place away from sunlight and heat. No refrigeration needed.

Who should not use MetaTabz?

Adults 21 and over only. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Consult a healthcare provider before use if you have a medical condition or take prescription medication.

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Disclaimer: Consult a healthcare professional if you have a medical condition or take medication. Do not use if pregnant or nursing. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after use. Keep out of reach of children. This content is for informational purposes only and does not constitute medical advice. The Food and Drug Administration has not evaluated these statements. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. For adults 21 and over only.